Oh darling, I love you so: Archive

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reblog if you love boobs

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My face when I listen to the kids talk nowadays:

I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!

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catieeatsbabies: n1pslip: julzcat: ripkamsud: roboland: profoundnegro: WHAT IN THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK . nahhhhhhh. nahhhhhhhhhhhhh. this is the reason why we have so many diseases amongst humans. white people. white people white people white people white people white people white people what the FUCK o m g WHY?!

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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Mom: *death glare burning through your soul*
Me: Um...

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 someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them: 
me: fucking slut

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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world

 omg earthquake!!!! 
 flood is coming!!
 omg water is in my house
 nO NOT MY COMPUter
 it's ok i have service on my phone guys
 OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
 aw a fireman is here
 he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
 i ship it omg
 otp; i know how to save a life
 whoa the earth is like breaking open
 byE